Q:Prompt: They meet because they are both dating the same person. (I just waved at your otter again, dammit)
I’m so sorry, I am like completely incapable of handling any kind of partner-betrayal fic, even if it’s not my boys doing the betraying. :D I’m going to throw this up here though because I feel like somebody who’s better at that sort of thing could probably make a brilliant sitcom moment out of this prompt. :D
(no actual betrayal or cheating)
(happy ending i swear)
Losing End of a Wishbone
Jennifer is perfect.
Stiles meets her at a self-defense workshop where he’s running the pepper spray certification class. She’s one of the several volunteers from a local dojo who are teaching people some basic self-defense moves, and definitely the prettiest one of the group. Stiles talks to her a little between sessions, and they seem to hit it off, so he asks her out for coffee at the end of the day when everyone’s packing up to leave.
They walk over to a diner Stiles stops at sometimes when it’s late and nothing else in Beacon Hills is open. It’s popular with cops, and the waitresses all know him, and sometimes give him free pie.
It’s the best coffee date Stiles has been on in forever. They talk about the workshop a little bit, and who did best in which part of it, which leads to a discussion about their favorite ways to disarm and incapacitate; Stiles doesn’t mix it up with armed criminals as much as he used to, now that he’s made detective, but he’s got a few good stories. The date really takes a turn, though, when Stiles gets Jennifer to talk about herself. She’s sweet and a little awkward, and owns a bookstore, and has read The Iliad in Greek and that’s it, Stiles is a goner.
He’s always had a weakness for the nerdy ones.
Stiles knew that mermaids should lure people using their delicate voices, looking airy, speaking gently and be a sum of all the grace and appeal. He knew. He had read Bram Stoker, okay? And he was sure that mermaids shouldn’t be these hissing and frowning creatures. They shouldn’t have claws or fangs. And definitely… Yes, definitely, they SHOULDN’T be males!
So when he finds one on his way back home from the morning surfing session, just before the sunrise, it reminds him of that funny picture going around the internet, the clash of expectations and reality.
The only problem is that… This is his life and taking care of wounded, bleeding merman, calling himself Derek Hale, isn’t so funny.
HA! Leeeeeex is awesome, she likes my idea of this story and we will be working together on this idea! I’m really excited! soon more of merman!Derek in pictures and txt :D
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
oh yes grass run for your lives
Well this was a fun way to get back in the scheming game.
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Time Slice Series
Photographer Dan Marker-Moore’s latest project is a series of collages in which a single image is made up of slices of photos taken in a time lapse.
hate to get in the way of mtv teen wolf’s A+ character development plans for lydia martin, but how fun and awesome and not at all affecting the principal plotline of anything would it be if lydia martin were just a jedi knight in training: whoops, lydia martin lost control of the force. whoops, lydia martin sensed a disturbance in force. whoops, lydia martin already learned how to do the voice-manip mind-wave thing. whoops, someone possessed lydia martin through the force and she might’ve gone dark side.